booorrrrinnnng during lunch

Find this super funny..


> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies
and the
economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

> A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

> A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create
clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

> A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

> A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.

> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
lunch.

> A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others
for storing them.

> A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who
reported on the numbers arrested.

> AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.

> A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at
RM0.06 per
litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut
the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind
again and now wants RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and
they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows. Your two cows
retire together with the Prime Minister.

> A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

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Had the blardy urge to dye my hair all of the sudden? Maybe this sunday?